Author: Seymour Seahorse

  • Hydro-Hologram Decorum

    Hydro-Hologram Decorum

    The recent introduction of “Non-Fungible Tentacles” as a primary agenda item has led to a notable decline in procedural decorum. While the passion of… certain members… is acknowledged, it must be channeled through proper procedure.

    Shouting “MINT IT!” or “DIAMOND FINS!” while the Chairman is attempting to speak is counter-productive. Furthermore, gesticulating wildly (I am referring to you, Node 0xPufferfish) causes your hydro-hologram to flicker, which is deeply distracting and puts undue strain on the Fin-ternet’s whale song relay.

    Lord Finneas endures these meetings with a fortitude I can only describe as saintly. Let us endeavor to conduct ourselves with a modicum of professionalism, lest we exacerbate his clearly justifiable dyspepsia. Please review the “Acryptocrats Code of Conduct,” section 4, regarding appropriate hologram etiquette.